Decision-making Debunker T-Shirts

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Fork in the trail.

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Career Suicide

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

Illogic Tree

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'