Decision Ditherer T-Shirts

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Decision time

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'