Decision Ditherer Mugs

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'