Decision Dreamer Mugs

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The Personal ATM

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."