Decision Delighter Mugs

The Followup?

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I might just get a pie."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

Question man

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

M.D. If you really want to lose weight, you should switch back to the hook.

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

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'So, I'm deluded am I? You're just jealous because that, hot young waitress keeps coming on to me.'

"Eddie's undecided. The future of the country rests with Eddie."

'I'm thinking! I'm thinking!'

What would you like? I knew you'd ask. Knew I'd ask what? I'm not ready to pick one yet. One what? They say one of them's warring on women … I really don't know what you're talking about. But then others say … the other one's engaged in a war on religion. I'm a woman. But I'm also devoutly religious. Oh, the angst! The pure, unmitigated inner turmoil! Which one do I choose? The undecideds are coming out of the woodwork. The red velvet is cellulite city, but the booze in the rum-raisin is sinful.

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"

'Aren't you going to add a disclaimer?'