Debt Repayment Journey Pillows

'Oh no! That £1 Trillion of debt is OURS!'

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Wide screen TV

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

College tuition fees.

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'