Debt Payoff Journey Pillows

A day late and a dollar short doesn't sound so bad until you see all the finance charges.

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

In the red

Wide screen TV

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Come to think of it...I owe all my drive, focus and ambition to credit card debt.

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

College tuition fees.

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Demanding house.

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Any chance of a bailout?'

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."