Debt Management Journey Pillows

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

Standard And P****d.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Life plan

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

fortune teller and credit card.

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."