Debt Management Planning Pillows

'You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Life plan

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

fortune teller and credit card.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."