Debt Payoff Pillows

"So how's everything going?"

'Finally paid off my tuition fees.'

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

"Morty just paid off his student loans."

Goodbye Bills!

"Nah, I'm not coming for you yet. You still owe on that stupid time share."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Run in the Family

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Wide screen TV

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Student Debt

Gone for Broke College

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Ghost with Repossession Order.

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

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