Dealing With Debts Pillows

"Do you realise what this is going to do to my CV!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Fries and kids

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Wide screen TV

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Life plan

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'Will that be on your store charge?'