Debt Discussion Starter Gifts

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

Mixed Race Families.

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."