Debt Delighters Mugs

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

U of Debt

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

'Is our debt big enough yet for a bail-out?'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'