Debt Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

The Shell Game

The burden of carrying the Euro.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Sewer Rats

Life plan

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'Nine years of college for this?'

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

"Is this a trick question?"

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

Can't pay, won't pay!

"Another hike in college tuition. This is killing my folks!"

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

Credit Cards Robbery.

Lone student with loan.

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'