Debt Awareness Advocates Pillows

The Shell Game

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Life plan

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'Nine years of college for this?'

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

"Is this a trick question?"

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

"But do you feel invisible?"

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"

"Another hike in college tuition. This is killing my folks!"

No Job Prospects? No Problem!

Can't pay, won't pay!

Credit Cards Robbery.

Lone student with loan.

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.