Debt Discussion Enthusiasts Pillows

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Recession

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The United States Public Debt.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

If there were no religion...s

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'