Debt Discussion Enthusiasts Mugs

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Recession

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

The United States Public Debt.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

'It's your debt to society.'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Play It Safe

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

If there were no religion...s

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Life plan

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"