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"My opponent will lead you to believe that I am a turnip..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Now that's a win."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"