Debate Team Superstar Pillows

"My opponent will lead you to believe that I am a turnip..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Children arguing over the name of a fish