Debate Team Hero Pillows

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Now that's a win."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"