Debate Night T-Shirts

Holy Moses!

"So, like, I'm just flyin' around, y'know' and I land on this guy's head..." "Dude, you've gone fly-ral!"

Mud Slinging

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'The Questioner'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"You owe me five bucks."

Difference of Opinion

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Trappist Monk Discord

Loan Alley

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Gun laws US

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"