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"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"You owe me five bucks."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

Queen Kong

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Cosy night in