Debate Devils Pillows

American Dream/Woke

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Changing Minds

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Protest

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Verbal Orders

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"How could this happen?"

War of Words

John Newman

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"