Debate Devils Mugs

American Dream/Woke

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Changing Minds

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Protest

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Verbal Orders

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

War of Words

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

John Newman

"How could this happen?"