Debate Detective Gifts

'I pried it into his cold dead hands.'

"Dad what's Brexit?"

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'The Questioner'

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Trappist Monk Discord

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!