Debate Debonair Pillows

USA and Russia

"Trump or anti-Trump section?"

"How do I feel? I feel that your question is trivial, courts sensationalism, and is designed to appeal to appallingly base instincts. Additionally, it demeans my intelligence. Next question."

"Who ever thought patriotism could be so complicated?"

A Diverse Cabinet That Looks Like America

Sybil Obama

Charles James Fox Quits the Commons

'It wasn't that close...'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

Race to the presidency.

"It's been almost 48 hours...why haven't you done anything...?!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'The Questioner'