Death Joke Lover Pillows

"Don't worry, it's natural causes."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Vegetarian Birds

Your lobster was off!

End the Winter Blues

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Doggone

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Next to Nothing

"I cross the road to forget."