Dealing With Taxes Prints

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Counting dollars

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

IRS Audit Section