Tax Issues Prints

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Tax.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Budget reaction.

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Tax grab.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine