Facing Tax Issues Prints

I heard you unexpectedly owe $9000 in taxes. That's awful. But look on the bright side. What bright side? Well, you probably won't be able to pay that off before next year's taxes come due

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

Tax grab.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Tax confusion.

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'You never give up, do you?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"But if I raise your allowance you'll loose your none tax payer status"

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

Me Doing My Taxes

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Californians Vote to Go Broke

"It costs too much to live."

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"I was caught by the VAT man."

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

"I thought I owed it all to my fans. Turned out I owed it all to the taxman."

Tax audit office.

"There's no special occasion. I'm just taking up a collection to help pay my income tax."

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not eligible for the Paycheck Protection Program."