Dealing With Taxation Issues Gifts

'It appears you ow taxes up the wazoo. We're going to have to give you a taxative.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

Tax grab.

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'