Dealing With Attachment Issues Gifts

"She seems nice. A little clingy... but nice."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Early childhood development

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.'

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"You mean you're just going to throw 274 mortgage payments out the window?"

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

'Yes, I'm a drone and don't do much, but she's a workaholic!'

Breastfeeding

Maria Montessori

"Yeah, he's sooo sweet, but I'm not happy as a clam!"

"It's no use with him. It's over."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."