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'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I just..."

"I am not asking for directions."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."