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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

TV-Man

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

You had me at vintage.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The perfectionist.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"That must be the artist over there."

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"He's left out the staples"

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"I could do that."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Happy Hog - Manet