De-stressing Gifts

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

In and Out Tray