Daycare Decorator Pillows

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Resourceful toddler

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

The Pencil and Sharpener

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Toys

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Apricots

Preparing for a new arrival

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Baby face

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Let's all be fairies.

Mobile.

Football Delivery

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Halloween Mobile

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."