Daycare Decorator Pillows

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Resourceful toddler

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Apricots

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Toys

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Preparing for a new arrival

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Baby face

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

Let's all be fairies.

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Halloween Mobile

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Football Delivery

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Mobile.