Children's Room Decorator Pillows

Football Delivery

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

If you're happy and you know it...

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.