Davy Crockett Admirer Mugs

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Hello, my name is Death'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Prison Croquet Team

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Steampunk Santa

No Croquet

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

The Codfather.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Queen's Hotel Ambleside

Whip-Behind.

Baked Potato Seller

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

Steve Irwin.

Ladies Playing Croquet