Dating Theorist Prints

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Boyfriend of the Month.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

The Stages of Wine

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough."

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"Sorry I'm late... I was getting our date approved by my lawyer."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Quantum Breakup

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

"I'm a simple man, really."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

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