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"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

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'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

The Insiders

"I need a man who will commit."

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

Social butterfly

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Chick Magnet

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

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Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

'Baz? How the hell can you be 'going out' with an agoraphobic?!'

Nah, He's not my stripe

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."