Dating Scene Diva T-Shirts

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Alligator Bars

"I need a man who will commit."

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

The Insiders

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

Social butterfly

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Chick Magnet

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Camel Personal Ads

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

Nah, He's not my stripe

'Baz? How the hell can you be 'going out' with an agoraphobic?!'

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'