Date Night Diva T-Shirts

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Little Princess.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"You and your daft inventions."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Chefs-R-Us

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Girl trying to be a woman

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

Social butterfly