Dating Satirist T-Shirts

A t-shirt featuring witty, satirical takes on dating and relationships makes a fun gift for the love satirist in your life. Great for casual wear and sharing laughs.

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"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."

"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus." mockup

"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."

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"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"

"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?" mockup

"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"

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'He says you'll like his friend - his nickname is 'Bogey' & I think it's because he looks like the Hollywood 50's star,Humphrey Bogart'

'He says you'll like his friend - his nickname is 'Bogey' & I think it's because he looks like the Hollywood 50's star,Humphrey Bogart' mockup

'He says you'll like his friend - his nickname is 'Bogey' & I think it's because he looks like the Hollywood 50's star,Humphrey Bogart'

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"I won't sweep with you on our first date"

"I won't sweep with you on our first date" mockup

"I won't sweep with you on our first date"

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Man, who appears stressed, says to woman in pub: 'I'm into outdoor pursuits ??" smoking, for example.'

Man, who appears stressed, says to woman in pub: 'I'm into outdoor pursuits ??" smoking, for example.' mockup

Man, who appears stressed, says to woman in pub: 'I'm into outdoor pursuits ??" smoking, for example.'

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Ok, I'm a teeny bit possessive but is it unreasonable to ask you to wear this tracking device?

Ok, I'm a teeny bit possessive but is it unreasonable to ask you to wear this tracking device? mockup

Ok, I'm a teeny bit possessive but is it unreasonable to ask you to wear this tracking device?

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'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

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'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.' mockup

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

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'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.'

'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.' mockup

'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.'

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Bumper sticker: NO non-union chicks! mockup

Bumper sticker: NO non-union chicks!

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Seductive lines that just don't cut it. mockup

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?' mockup

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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Occu-Pie Mars

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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'That's our mission statement.'

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"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience." mockup

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

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'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.' mockup

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?" mockup

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"I believe we've found the weakest link." mockup

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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Do Not Resuscitate

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'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

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