Dating Partner T-Shirts

"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."

'I usually don't do this on the first date, but here's my username and password.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

"Unitarian. You?"

"I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy."

'All my friends are divorced, and I'm not even married.'

"Sure, I'll go out to dinner with you, but this time I get to choose the place."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'You never kiss me like that.'

"I want to get rich while you're still beautiful."

'I would invite you in, but...'

'It's will never work out...that's a banana peel.'

"But he's no longer with us."

"This might be the year to start lying about your age."

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

"So, you like kids?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."