Dating Introduction Gifts

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

So Close..

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Romance

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

'Cow in love'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I love you, you big fool."

Powerful Love.

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'