Dating Etiquette Pillows

"If I can't pay you for dinner can I at least give you a little something for sex afterwards?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Romance

So Close..

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Cow in love'

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?