Dating Detectives Mugs

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"

'That looks like the same line my boyfriend is trying to feed me.'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"It's not what you think."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"You weren't playing hard to get! You were scared of commitment!"

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!