Dating Dauntless Gifts

Could you be sincere with a guy like me?

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

In Desperate Straits.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The perfect man

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Russian Dating.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Mate Mart

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'