Dating Dauntless Prints

Could you be sincere with a guy like me?

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

In Desperate Straits.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

The perfect man

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Mate Mart

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Russian Dating.

"She said don't forget the straw."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'