Date Night Storyteller Pillows

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

In Desperate Straits.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Sharing Drinks.

"Papi, I heard something!"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

'He seems nice.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'