"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."
Date Night Comedies Gifts
Looking for a gift that guarantees more giggles on your special evening? Our date night comedy-inspired products bring humor and charm to any couple's night. From witty prints to playful accessories, these gifts are perfect for couples who love to laugh and share lighthearted moments together. Brighten up your date night or surprise a loved one with a humorous gift that celebrates the joy of comedy and companionship.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Life is for the birds.
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
So Close..
"You do like octopus?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
"You're such a good listener."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"You're the lid to my pot."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
Sauvignon Bonk
Why we need poetry. . .
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Romantic Violinist.
'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"Do you mind?"
Romance
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
Try to guess the continent dining...
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"I love you, you big fool."
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
Date Night Comedies Gifts Collection
Date Night Comedies Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for couples who love to start their day with a smile or share a funny moment during date night.
Date Night Comedies Pillows
Add a touch of humor to your home with our comedy-themed pillows—great for relaxing and sharing a laugh with someone special.
Date Night Comedies Prints
Brighten your living space with witty, fun prints that celebrate comedy and love, making your home as lively and humorous as your relationship.
Date Night Comedies T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for couples who enjoy humor, comedy, and expressing their playful side on casual date nights.